A Sex Orientation Dinner

Buddy : I have been wondering this... I am now 33, if I dont get married soon enough, I will be too old for my kids later.
Me : Then go get married. What are you waiting for?
Buddy : Well, I am not sure. But married life dont seem to fit me.
Me : So, you wanna be alone and single forever?
Buddy : I dont know...
Me : Do you satisfy the current condition? Going around diving make you happy enough?
Buddy : I guess so...
Me : Hey buddy, how can you, after 33 years, keep saying dont know and guessing what u want in your life?
Buddy : I just dont know...
Me : Dont you have desire? What does it tell you?
Buddy : No, i dont have any desire...
Me : OKie. Since getting married and having kids become an issue, then this may tell you that this is the missing part in your life! Go get married.
Buddy : I just sometimes thought about it, but not seriously.
Me : I thought you have a girlfriend, do you?
Buddy : Er... yea...
Me : Oh come on, dont tell you you are not sure if she is your gf?
Buddy : Ya, I think she is...
Me : Gosh. you have sex with her?
Buddy : no
Me : you kiss?
Buddy : no...
Me : What?! Dont tell me you never even hold hands???
Buddy : no...
Me : Then she is not a gf!
Buddy : I am very conservative..
Me : *Bullshit* Hey, seriously, are you gay?
Buddy : ...
Me : Dont know?
Buddy : ... dont know...
Me : How could you having no clue at all?? Dont you have desire toward sex??
Me : U masturbate rite? Female or male come in the picture?
Buddy : ...
Me : Buddy, you have serious sex oreietation confusion problem.
Me : Did you have sex with girl before?
Me ：Did you have sex with man before?
Buddy : no...
Me : * YOUＡＲＥGAY!* then i guess u r bisexual...
Me : Buddy, now i see your problem. go back and figure it out if you like girl and guy more.
Me : Choose one and go live your life out! Dont waste your life wondering which.
Me : Put it this way, you have lived 33 years empty. 30 , 40 years after we die, you have only half a life to live from now on. It wont get too wrong choosing either one, but it is damn wrong when u dont choose one.
Me : Still confusing? Go fuck a girl and go fuck a guy. Sex will tell who you really are? Seriously, go and experience, nothing could be too wrong.

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