Interview 面试

My female junior assistant left the company yesterday. So HR after months of nag finally arrange 2 candidates for interview, both Filipinos.

First one a young hunk guy at his age of 20. He was a waiter for 2 years and now wanted to work in office. Well, quite frankly i have not set any requirements for the post of Data Entry Clerk, a pretty easy job and the fact is i need one "yesterday"! Excel and Attitude is my only considerations.
"Sir , please take me, i will learn" repeatedly emphasized in his conversation.
Excellent attitude
BUT, failed badly during a Excel hands-on. Sigh...

Second candidate was a 35-year-old lady.
"What ?! you don't even know what post you apply for?!"
"No Sir, they ask me to come then i come sir."
"&%2*#%*%#$" in my heart of course.
Well, i spent another minute to hang on in the conversation and politely end the interview session.

女助理辞职了。

今天，那做事比乌龟还慢的人事部也终于安排了两个人来面试。

第一个是大只佬，男性，２０岁，菲立傧人，当过两年餐厅侍应生
态度诚恳，强调会用基本的ＥＸＣＥＬ
为了安全起见，就叫他来个现场用用ＥＸＣＥＬ
手指在键盘上晃来晃去，久久点不下去
惨不忍睹

第二个是超胖的阿姨，３５岁，也是菲立傧人，当过公司接应生
除了会接电话和ＭＳＮ，什么都不会
更叫我气炸的是她连自己来见什么工也不知道！